Booze-Free Bangers: The Sparkling Non-Alcoholic Wines Built for Summer Vibes

When the sun’s out, the garden chairs are creaking, and someone’s burned the sausages just right you need a drink that brings the vibe without killing your tomorrow.

Enter: Bemuse Sparkling Wine Alternatives.

Or as I call them…my summer sunshine garden party bangers.

These 750ml botanical beauties are bubbly, bold and booze-free. and definitely made to impress your mates, treat your tastebuds, and leave your liver alone.

Whether you’re sipping in the sunshine or showing up to a BBQ with a bottle that makes you look like you’ve got your life together, this is the fizzy flex you’ve been waiting for.

Let’s meet the line-up:

🥂 Calluna – Tarragon + Basil Brut

This one’s herby, classy, and fresh like a slap from Mother Nature herself.

Crafted with wild heather honey, tarragon, Thai basil and zesty cascade hops. Basically, if a kitchen garden became a champagne.

What it tastes like: Crisp, aromatic and a little bit fancy.
Pair it with: Cheese boards, leafy salads, roast chicken.
Cocktail tip: Garnish with rosemary and act like you read cookbooks for fun.

🔥 Pomona – Ginger + Cardamom Brut

Spicy, warming and just the right amount of fiery , like Idris Elba in a turtleneck.

Made with apple blossom honey, cardamom, ginger, and bitter orange peel. It’s smooth with a kick.

What it tastes like: Warming, gently spiced, bit of a glow-up.
Pair it with: Spicy dishes, strong cheeses, Sunday roasts.
Cocktail tip: Thyme sprig, pinky out, no regrets.

🌸 Fiora – Wild Raspberry + Rose

Delicate, floral and fruity. Like if Wimbledon had a drinks sponsor that wasn’t Pimm’s.

Made with English meadow borage honey, wild raspberry and rose petals.

What it tastes like: Elegant, subtly sweet, absolute main character energy.
Pair it with: Light cheeses, grilled fish, smug summer salads.
Cocktail tip: Add fresh mint and pretend you’re on a yacht.

🌊 Origo – Original Brut

Crisp, citrusy and clean, this is your go-to “I just want something refreshing” bottle.

Crafted with wildflower honey and aromatic hops like citra and ekuanot (yes, it’s a thing).

What it tastes like: Light, zesty, seriously drinkable.
Pair it with: Seafood, picky bits, those weird Instagram picnic things.
Cocktail tip: Lemon wedge. Job done.

Why We’re Obsessed with Bemuse (and You Should Be Too)

🐝 Made with real honey and natural botanicals

🌱 Vegan & gluten-free

🌞 Low-calorie, high-vibe

💃 No alcohol, no crash, no awkward dancing (unless you want to)

Plus, they come in proper 750ml bottles, so you can pop a cork and feel part of the party without waking up with anxiety and a WhatsApp trail of shame.

Where to Get Your Hands on ‘Em

Available now at Functional Drinks Club, Leeds 

Whether you’re staying in, going all out, or just want something bougie for your belly, we’ve got you.

Kombucha Kev Says:

“If Prosecco and herbal tea had a one-night stand at a spa retreat this would be the result.”