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The Socialist Hoody

The Socialist Hoody

Regular price £49.00 GBP
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You are grumbling that you have to wait 172 weeks for a doctor's appointment.  You also vote Tories.

We all know that person.

I asked my partner Caitlin what the inspiration was for the mental health tarot card collection so I could let you know.

Classic, but expected response was, "I don't know, the inner workings of my brain".

It didn't give me much to work with.

So, I've gone with it anyway because I know that a lot of people will relate to this. 

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton Pullover Hoody, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.

Most importantly.  This piece of clothing can be returned once you're done with it, recycled, and turned into a new piece of clothing.  So important when it comes to combatting the "fast fashion" industry that is killing our planet.

Size Guide






























Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure around your waistline.

Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

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Important Information

How long will it take to get my item?

If you live in the UK you'll get your item within 3 - 5 days.

If you live in the EU you'll get your item within 5 to 10 days.

If you live outside the UK and EU, then you'll get your item within 10 - 20 days.

What if I want to return the product?

You have up to 14 days from receiving the product to to request a return or refund.

If you've worn the product, then it can't be returned.

If you want to return it then post it back to us at your own cost to the following address:

Functional Drinks Club
17 Manor Square
LS21 3AP

Or, if you live local to the shop, you can drop it off in person within the timeframe.

The item arrived damaged...

If an item is damaged in the post, send a photo to with an order number and pictures of the damaged item.

We will ask you to return the damaged item so that we can inspect it and then Remill it, and send a replacement free of charge.

Don't contact or send the pictures to Functional Drinks Club. it's set up that you get it directly from the printer.

My item hasn't arrived yet?

If an item is lost in the post, first allow sufficient time (usually 28 days) for the item to arrive.

If in that time you still don't have it, then contact us and we will will get it chased down and another sent out to you.

This doesn't happen a lot, but still important to let you know what to do.

What makes your products sustainable?

Remill is a technology and service designed to keep good material in use and flowing. Some people use it as an example of circular economy design in action.

Material is recovered and remanufactured into new products.

By creating new products from old ones, the loop is closed and waste is designed out.

What kind of fabric, dyes and prints are used to make your items?

Our printer is a certified organic company that use low-waste digital printing tech and inks that conform to the GOTS/Soil Association organic criteria.

Their printing technology allows for an almost unlimited range of colours, and provides a quality feel.

Their inks contain no animal derived products and are not tested on animals.