Your Monthly Microbiome Power-Up
Imagine Avengers Assemble, but for your gut every month.
And you don't need to do anything because it's delivered right to your door.
Zero faff. Maximum flavour. Big health flex.
This box isn’t a subscription.
It’s a lifestyle upgrade.
It’s the “I’m not messing about anymore” moment.
Cue Rocky music.
WHAT YOU GET (AKA: Your Gut’s Dream Team)
10x Bottles of Kombucha
10 of the best booch in the UK.
Real fermentation. Real probiotics.
None of that fake supermarket stuff that tastes like sadness.
1x Bottle of Honest Toil Extra Virgin Olive Oil (500ml)
Cold-pressed, Greek, ridiculously good for your heart, brain, and skin.
This is the EVOO you'd take home to meet your mother.
High Polyphenol Count. Over 500mg in each bottle.
1x Eaten Alive Kraut
Crunchy. Fresh. Fermented wizardry.
Your gut bugs will throw a street party.
1x Eaten Alive Kimchi
Spicy. Tangy. Full of probiotics.
This jar slaps harder than Mr. Miyagi.
WHY YOU NEED THIS BOX
Stay with me, this is where we drop the hammer.
Better digestion (goodbye bloating, you balloon animal).
More energy (caffeine who?).
Stronger immunity (because nobody has time for being ill).
Healthier skin (glow like a Marvel superhero).
Mood boost (90% of your serotonin is made in your gut, you’re welcome).
You’re basically giving your insides a monthly spa day.
HOW IT WORKS
Simple. Like Mr. Miyagi says: “Wax on, wax off.”
Pick your booch flavours.
We pack the box at the end of each month.
You open it like a kid on Christmas morning.
Your gut sings the Lion King intro.
WHO THIS IS FOR
People who want to feel great.
People who want to invest in themselves.
People who’ve said “I need to sort my gut out” at least 87 times.
People who want long-term health, not quick fixes.
People who love flavour, fun, and feeling alive.
Basically: You.
SUBSCRIBE & SAVE (BIG TIME)
Get it every month.
Set it. Forget it.
Become the gut-health Jedi you were born to be.
