Blighty Booch Nettle & Rosehip Kombucha – The Botanical Bad Boy of Booch
This is the kombucha that walks into the room wearing tweed, holding a walking stick, and quoting Shakespeare… but also smashes deadlifts at 6am.
Nettle & Rosehip is the BOUGIE, HERBACEOUS, WILD-FORAGED energy your gut has been waiting for.
A proper British botanical brew with complexity, character, and a flavour profile that says:
“I read books AND I punch bad bacteria for fun.”
It’s earthy.
It’s aromatic.
It’s subtly fruity.
It’s sophisticated.
As Gandalf said:, “A wizard is never late, nor is this kombucha.”
What It Actually Tastes Like (No Wine-Snob Waffle)
Let’s break it down:
Herbaceous from the nettle
Not “stingy nettle,” don’t worry. This is smooth, earthy, calming, almost tea-like but deeper.
Fruity from the rosehip
A soft, subtle berry-like sweetness that rounds everything out beautifully.
Fermented backbone
Proper kombucha tang, natural sparkle, tea richness.
Overall vibe
Refreshing. Intriguing. Grown-up.
The kind of flavour you drink and go:
“Ohhh okay. This is serious kombucha.”
The ruby-amber hue tells you everything, this is not your average soft drink pretending to be booch.
The Gut-Health Advantage (Same FDC Straight Talk)
Because it’s raw and unpasteurised:
The cultures are alive. The enzymes are active. The fermentation is legit
The benefits? Chef’s kiss
This is living kombucha.
Not “heated until nothing useful survives”.
Nettle + rosehip = traditional British botanical OGs for:
Immune support.
Digestion.
Circulation.
Anti-inflammatory goodness
Your nan would be proud. Your gut will be buzzing.
Brewed the Proper Way
Whole leaf & bud “Blighty Brew” tea.
Slow fermentation, SCOBY-powered fizz.
Organic nettle & rosehip syrup (2%).
Certified Organic (GB-ORG-02).
Vegan Society registered.
Clean, honest ingredients.
No preservatives, no shortcuts.
This is craft booch, not factory fizz.
When to Drink It
As a non-alcoholic wine replacement.
With dinner, especially rich dishes.
On walks, picnics, hikes.
When you’re feeling earthy and mystical.
When your gut needs a reset.
When you’re bored of basic kombucha flavours.
It’s the kombucha for people who appreciate flavour depth.
Connoisseurs. Explorers. The Kombucha disciples.
Available In
12 x 330ml bottles
24 x 330ml bottles
Packed in the legendary Blighty Booch box.
Storage
Keep it chilled. Always.
It’s alive, treat it like it’s in cryo-sleep before a sci-fi mission.
Ingredients
Water, sugar*, black tea*, live kombucha culture*, nettle & rosehip syrup (2%).
Organic (GB-ORG-02)
Kev’s Verdict
“This is the kombucha for people who drink single-origin coffee, love long walks, and know what a macrobiotic diet is, but also just want something tasty and gut-friendly.”
It’s complex.
It’s classy.
It’s British botanical excellence in a bottle.
