Pierre Zero

Pierre Zéro Sparkling Chardonnay | Premium Alcohol-Free French Fizz

Name: Pierre Zéro Sparkling Chardonnay | Premium Alcohol-Free French Fizz
Brand: Pierre Zero
SKU: PZSC
Price: 14.00 GBP
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Pierre Zéro Sparkling Chardonnay – Premium Alcohol-Free French Fizz (75 cl)

"Like champagne with self-control. All class, no chaos." – Kev, Functional Drinks Club

FLAVOUR VIBES

Golden sparkle with fine, elegant bubbles that look straight out of Saint-Tropez.

Crisp green apple, white peach, and a hint of toastiness that says “celebration” before the cork even pops.

Bright, balanced, and brilliantly refreshing.

The kind of fizz that makes every day feel like New Year’s Eve, minus the morning regret.

THE GRAPE TRUTH

Crafted from 100% premium French Chardonnay grapes grown in the sunny south.

Fermented traditionally, then gently dealcoholised to preserve flavour, aroma, and texture.

Finished with natural carbonation for that fine, champagne-style effervescence.

Low sugar, low calorie, and completely alcohol-free.

Proof you can have the luxury without the loss.

WHY IT’S WORTH EVERY SIP

This isn’t a placeholder for “the real thing.”

This is the real thing, elegant, aromatic, and genuinely indulgent.

For when you want to raise a glass, stay sharp, and still crush Monday like a boss.

BRAND STORY

Born in the south of France, Pierre Zéro is Maison Chavin’s flagship range of alcohol-free wines made for the modern celebrator.

They combine traditional French winemaking mastery with advanced spinning-cone tech to keep every note of flavour intact.

Crafted for the discerning drinker who demands style, not hangovers.

WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL

100% French Chardonnay grapes.

Champagne-style sparkle and flavour.

Low sugar, low calorie, 0.0% ABV.

Vegan-friendly, gluten-free, and guilt-free.

Crafted in France by Maison Chavin, the leaders in luxury alcohol-free wine.

SERVE IT WITH

Chill to 6–8 °C and serve in a flute.

Perfect with oysters, grilled fish, canapés, or a rooftop sunset.

Pop it at brunch, toast with it at dinner, or celebrate just because you can.

KEV SAYS:

“This bottle’s got main-character energy. Crisp, classy, and cooler than a Bond villain ordering sparkling water. Pop it, pour it, and remember, clarity is the new champagne.”

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Pierre Zéro Sparkling Chardonnay | Premium Alcohol - Free French Fizz - Functional Drinks Club

Your Sober Sommelier

Hi, I'm Kev, the Founder of Functional Drinks Club. I set-up FDC when I decided to get serious about my health after turning 40.

A big part of that was to stop drinking alcohol and to improve my gut health so I could live a healthier + happier + stronger life.

When I started cutting down on alcohol I discovered that the supermarkets weren't stocking the bangers being produced by Craft Brewers across the UK.

Functional Drinks Club is set-up to help people find amazing drinks without a Becks Blue in sight.

Everything you need to know before you order

Important Information

What is Functional Drinks Club?

Functional Drinks Club is a shop in Leeds that helps people to live an alcohol free life and improve their gut health.

it's all about conscious living and helping people to turn off the auto-pilot switch and to experience life full on.

Where do the non-alcoholic wines come from?

We're on a journey to find the best non-alcoholic wines being made around the world.

Most of them are really bad. What you'll find in this collection are the ones that we believe are good enough to sell to our customers.

We will keep on searching and sampling because non-alcoholic wines are getting better.

Who is hand-picking the non-alcoholic wines ?

Our very own Sober Sommelier Kev Gillespie who has over 25 years drinking experience rather than 25 years in the alcohol industry selling camel's piss.

He's the Founder of Functional Drinks Club which was set-up to help people find good non-alcoholic craft drinks on their journey to living alcohol-free.

You won't find anything in this collection that Kev doesn't recommend or sell in the shop.

Can I order online and pick the box up in the shop?

You better believe you can.

Order your box, then come and collect it any day we're open once we've pinged you an email saying it's good to go.

The shop address for pick-up is:

Functional Drinks Club
7 Manor Square
Otley
LS21 1JQ

Why won't I find these bangers in the supermarket?

Because supermarkets don't care about selling their customers quality, they're only interested in profit.

And unfortunately, they're all tied in with the big drinks brands who take up a lot of the shelf space meaning the real bangers don't get the airtime they deserve.

Functional Drinks Club is Viva la Revolution.

Actually, we're just a shop that wants to make sure people get access to the real bangers being made in the UK.

How long does the delivery take?

Allow for 3 - 4 working days for delivery depending on when you order it.

If you want it by the weekend then make sure you order no later than Thursday.

Do you do returns?

We don't do returns on anything opened or because you've taken a sip and decided you don't like it.

We're really confident that the latter won't happen because if we were selling camels piss no-one would come back to the shop in person.

If none of the above applies, we need to know within 24 hours of the box being delivered. Past that, who knows what you've been doing.

If you live local, happy for you to come into the shop and replace any unopened bottles that still have a good BB date on them.

If that package is seriously damaged and the wines inside are beyond saving, then send a picture to kevin@functionaldrinksclub.co.uk with you in it smiling and we'll look at getting a gift voucher to the equivalent amount your way.