Chavin Zero

Chavin Zéro Pinot Noir | Premium Non-Alcoholic French Red Wine

Name: Chavin Zéro Pinot Noir | Premium Non-Alcoholic French Red Wine
Brand: Chavin Zero
SKU: CZPN
Price: 14.00 GBP
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Chavin Zéro Pinot Noir – Premium Alcohol-Free French Red (75 cl)

"Smooth, stylish, sober. Like the tux you never needed to wear." – Kev, Functional Drinks Club

FLAVOUR VIBES

Deep ruby colour that looks expensive before you’ve even taken a sip.

Elegant notes of black cherry, cranberry, and subtle oak spice.

Soft tannins and a silky finish that’s all class, no chaos.

The kind of red you could sip at a dinner party or while bingeing a boxset in cashmere joggers.

THE GRAPE TRUTH

Made in the south of France with 100% Pinot Noir grapes.

The alcohol’s gently removed to keep the flavour, structure, and depth intact.

Fresh, medium-bodied, and balanced, this one’s proof that alcohol-free doesn’t mean character-free.

Just 3 g of sugar per 100 ml.

Light enough for weekdays, refined enough for weekends.

WHY IT’S WORTH EVERY SIP

Some wines shout. This one whispers confidence.

It’s for those who’ve swapped hangovers for high performance, and noise for nuance.

Whether you’re dining, hosting, or just taking five minutes to yourself, it’s elegance in a glass.

BRAND STORY

Born in the heart of French winemaking country, Chavin Zéro is redefining what it means to enjoy a great bottle.

Every wine is crafted using traditional methods before the alcohol is carefully removed, leaving all the pleasure and none of the pain.

It’s for people who live with intention, not inhibition.

WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL

100% Pinot Noir grapes.

Alcohol-free (0.0%) with full, rounded flavour.

Low sugar, low calorie, high sophistication.

No artificial flavourings or additives.

Smooth, complex, and food-friendly.

For people who’ve mastered balance and still love a glass of red.

SERVE IT WITH

Best served at 14–16 °C.

Perfect alongside roasted veg, seared salmon, mushroom risotto, or a good old Sunday roast.

Pairs just as well with ambition as it does with dinner.

KEV SAYS:

“This one’s got class in its DNA. The kind of red that makes you stand a bit taller when you pour it. No fuzz, no fog, just smooth moves and smart mornings.”

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Your Sober Sommelier

Hi, I'm Kev, the Founder of Functional Drinks Club. I set-up FDC when I decided to get serious about my health after turning 40.

A big part of that was to stop drinking alcohol and to improve my gut health so I could live a healthier + happier + stronger life.

When I started cutting down on alcohol I discovered that the supermarkets weren't stocking the bangers being produced by Craft Brewers across the UK.

Functional Drinks Club is set-up to help people find amazing drinks without a Becks Blue in sight.

Everything you need to know before you order

Important Information

What is Functional Drinks Club?

Functional Drinks Club is a shop in Leeds that helps people to live an alcohol free life and improve their gut health.

it's all about conscious living and helping people to turn off the auto-pilot switch and to experience life full on.

Where do the non-alcoholic wines come from?

We're on a journey to find the best non-alcoholic wines being made around the world.

Most of them are really bad. What you'll find in this collection are the ones that we believe are good enough to sell to our customers.

We will keep on searching and sampling because non-alcoholic wines are getting better.

Who is hand-picking the non-alcoholic wines ?

Our very own Sober Sommelier Kev Gillespie who has over 25 years drinking experience rather than 25 years in the alcohol industry selling camel's piss.

He's the Founder of Functional Drinks Club which was set-up to help people find good non-alcoholic craft drinks on their journey to living alcohol-free.

You won't find anything in this collection that Kev doesn't recommend or sell in the shop.

Can I order online and pick the box up in the shop?

You better believe you can.

Order your box, then come and collect it any day we're open once we've pinged you an email saying it's good to go.

The shop address for pick-up is:

Functional Drinks Club
7 Manor Square
Otley
LS21 1JQ

Why won't I find these bangers in the supermarket?

Because supermarkets don't care about selling their customers quality, they're only interested in profit.

And unfortunately, they're all tied in with the big drinks brands who take up a lot of the shelf space meaning the real bangers don't get the airtime they deserve.

Functional Drinks Club is Viva la Revolution.

Actually, we're just a shop that wants to make sure people get access to the real bangers being made in the UK.

How long does the delivery take?

Allow for 3 - 4 working days for delivery depending on when you order it.

If you want it by the weekend then make sure you order no later than Thursday.

Do you do returns?

We don't do returns on anything opened or because you've taken a sip and decided you don't like it.

We're really confident that the latter won't happen because if we were selling camels piss no-one would come back to the shop in person.

If none of the above applies, we need to know within 24 hours of the box being delivered. Past that, who knows what you've been doing.

If you live local, happy for you to come into the shop and replace any unopened bottles that still have a good BB date on them.

If that package is seriously damaged and the wines inside are beyond saving, then send a picture to kevin@functionaldrinksclub.co.uk with you in it smiling and we'll look at getting a gift voucher to the equivalent amount your way.