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Dry January Non-Alcoholic Craft Beer Box | 12 Pack

Dry January Non-Alcoholic Craft Beer Box | 12 Pack

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  • Handpicked Bangers
  • Fresh Selection each Month
  • 2 -3 Working Days

Banging Non-Alcoholic Craft Beers.

Delivered to your door.

No hangovers. No compromises.

This is your Dry January 12 Pack.

A no-nonsense box of proper non-alcoholic craft beers.  Built for Dry January.  Perfect for any time you want great beer without the booze.

This isn’t one of those subscription boxes stuffed with stuff you’d walk past in Tesco.  You know the ones.

Big brands. Safe choices. Zero excitement.

That’s exactly what’s holding the non-alcoholic movement back.

So instead of moaning about it, I did something about it.

This box is packed with the best non-alcoholic craft beers we’re drinking in the shop right now.

The same beers I recommend face-to-face, every single day.

No BrewDog.
No Becks.
No Beavertown.
No random cheap German lagers.

Just outstanding independent non-alcoholic beers that actually taste like beer.

Think of this as a Home Sober Sommelier experience.

Curated. Tested. Obsessed over.

You’ll get a proper mix to explore:

Stouts.
IPAs.
Pale Ales.
Sours.
Lagers.

Twelve absolute bangers. One box. Zero fillers.

You don’t need to be doing Dry January to enjoy this box.  But if you are, this is the perfect wingman for the journey.

Not being able to get good non-alcoholic beer is the exact reason I opened Functional Drinks Club in Leeds.

This box is me sending that shop experience to your front door.

And fair warning, you might just find your new go-to non-alcoholic beer in here.

So crack one open. Explore. Enjoy.

“Choose life. Choose great beer.” 
The Sober Sommelier

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Your Sober Sommelier

Hi, I'm Kev, the Founder of Functional Drinks Club. I set-up FDC when I decided to get serious about my health after turning 40.

A big part of that was to stop drinking alcohol and to improve my gut health so I could live a healthier + happier + stronger life.

When I started cutting down on alcohol I discovered that the supermarkets weren't stocking the bangers being produced by Craft Brewers across the UK.

Functional Drinks Club is set-up to help people find amazing drinks without a Becks Blue in sight.

Everything you need to know before you order

Important Information

What is Functional Drinks Club?

Functional Drinks Club is a shop in Otley, Leeds that specialises in Kombucha and Non-Alcoholic drinks from independent makers.

You won't find any of these bad boys in the supermarket.

Where do the non-alcoholic Craft Beers come from?

We handpick the non-alcoholic craft beers from the best UK Breweries around.

Sometimes we'll throw in a European Banger we've come across that we want you to experience.

What you won't find is a bloody Becks Blue. Or anything else you'll find on a supermarket shelf.

Who is hand-picking the non-alcoholic craft beers for the box?

Our very own Sober Sommelier Kev Gillespie who has over 25 years drinking experience rather than 25 years in the alcohol industry selling camel's piss.

He's the Founder of Functional Drinks Club which was set-up to help people find good non-alcoholic craft beers on their journey to living alcohol-free.

You won't find anything in your curated box that Kev doesn't recommend or sell in the shop.

Why is the online price different to the shop?

We've decided to make the online price a little bit cheaper than the shop as a way of making up for the delivery charges.

By giving you 6 cans for £20 we're basically saying we'll cover your delivery charges.

Can I order online and pick the box up in the shop?

You better believe you can.

Order your box, then come and collect it any day we're open once we've pinged you an email saying it's good to go.

The shop address for pick-up is:

Functional Drinks Club
17 Manor Square
Otley
LS21 1JQ

Why won't I find these bangers in the supermarket?

Because supermarkets don't care about selling their customers quality, they're only interested in profit.

And unfortunately, they're all tied in with the big drinks brands who take up a lot of the shelf space meaning the real bangers don't get the airtime they deserve.

Functional Drinks Club is Viva la Revolution.

Actually, we're just a shop that wants to make sure people get access to the real bangers being made in the UK.

How long does the delivery take?

Allow for 3 - 4 working days for delivery depending on when you order it.

If you want it by the weekend then make sure you order no later than Wednesday.

Do you do returns?

We don't do returns on anything opened or because you've taken a sip and decided you don't like it.

We're really confident that the latter won't happen because if we were selling camels piss no-one would come back to the shop in person.

If your craft beer can has a few dents, don't worry, the drink inside will be alright. It's made of tough stuff.

If none of the above applies, we need to know within 24 hours of the box being delivered. Past that, who knows what you've been doing.

If you live local, happy for you to come into the shop and replace any unopened cans that still have a good BB date on them.

If that package is seriously damaged and the cans inside are beyond anything, then send a picture to kevin@functionaldrinksclub.co.uk with you in it smiling and we'll look at getting a gift voucher to the equivalent amount your way.

Kev talking you through the Variety Box