THE OIL THAT MEANS BUSINESS
“Basically Goggins in a bottle – 540 mg/kg of gut, brain & heart-loving gold.” - Kev, Functional Drinks Club
Forget the cheap stuff that smells like wet cardboard. This is real extra virgin olive oil.
Cold-pressed within 24 hours of harvest, unfiltered, and loaded with polyphenols (540 mg/kg of the good stuff).
That means it’s not just tasty, it’s functional fuel for your gut, heart, and brain.
THE BENEFITS
💚 Gut Health: Polyphenols feed your good bacteria, reduce inflammation, and keep your digestion smoother than a 90s R&B slow jam.
❤️ Heart Health: High antioxidant levels help reduce oxidative stress and support healthy cholesterol.
🧠 Brain Power: The same compounds linked to better memory and mental clarity. Like a reset button for your noggin.
💪 Anti-Inflammatory AF: Think less joint stiffness, more “let’s get after it.”
THE FLAVOUR
Green, peppery, with a proper kick at the back of your throat. That’s how you know it’s high in polyphenols. It’s alive, vibrant, and makes supermarket oil taste like disappointment.
Drizzle it. Dip it. Finish your meals with it.
You’ll taste the Mediterranean sunshine, minus the flight.
THE STORY
Honest Toil work directly with small Greek farms around Kyparissia. Hand-picked Koroneiki olives, cold-pressed below 27 °C, never blended or filtered. You’re getting single-variety, small-batch, unadulterated gold.
Details
100% Koroneiki olives.
Cold-pressed within 24 hours of harvest.
Polyphenol count: ~540 mg/kg.
Acidity: 0.2–0.3%.
Unfiltered & unblended.
500 ml dark glass bottle.
Origin: Kyparissia, Greece.
Kev Says:
“Most olive oils are all talk, no walk. This one? It’s basically Goggins in a bottle. High polyphenols. Anti-inflammatory. Gut-boosting. Heart-loving. Drizzle daily and watch your health get stacked like Rocky IV training montages.”
