Blighty Booch – Original Kombucha (Organic, Unpasteurised, Alive & Kicking)
Meet the kombucha that doesn’t mess about.
No fruit. No fancy flavour dressing-up.
Just pure, old-school, living kombucha brewed the way your gut wishes everything was made.
This is the Godfather of Blighty Booch. The OG.
The bottle that says, “I’m not here to play, mate. I’m here to fix your insides.”
With its deep caramel glow, tart kick, and proper fermented bite, this is the kombucha for people who actually want the real stuff, not fizzy juice with a marketing degree.
As Yoda said, “Do, or do not. There is no try.”
This one DOES.
What Makes It Special?
Living. Raw. Unpasteurised.
The good bacteria are alive and ready to party in your gut.
Traditionally small-batch brewed
Using their signature “Blighty Brew” whole leaf + bud tea.
Naturally sparkling
None of that forced carbonation nonsense, this fizz is from the SCOBY doing its thing.
Certified Organic. Vegan Society registered.
Clean. Honest. Proper.
Dark caramel colour
That’s antioxidants and fermentation magic, not dye.
Tart, refreshing, subtle apple notes
A flavour profile that says “complex”, not “soft drink”.
Zero artificial ingredients. Zero shortcuts.
Just tea, sugar (for the SCOBY), water, and time.
It’s basically a gut-health mic drop.
The Taste (AKA: Why Your Gut Will High-Five You)
Crisp tartness, slight apple tang, gentle vinegar vibe (the sign it’s REAL booch).
Light natural fizz, with a deep earthy, tea backbone
If kombucha had a “back to basics” reboot like Batman Begins, this would be it.
The Gut-Health Bit (Without Getting Boring)
Because it’s raw and unpasteurised:
The cultures are alive. Active. Fermenting. Improving your insides in real time.
Every sip:
Supports digestion.
Helps your microbiome.
Balances your gut bacteria.
Reduces post-meal sluggishness.
Makes you feel like you’ve unlocked a cheat code.
This is the health-conscious non-alcoholic drink for people who want results, not marketing fluff.
When to Drink It
First thing in the morning, after meals, pre-gym, or post-gym.
Instead of alcohol, as a daily ritual, when your stomach says “help me, Kev”.
Anytime you want a classy alternative to sugary soft drinks.
330ml of pure, unapologetic gut goodness.
Sizes Available
12 x 330ml bottles
24 x 330ml bottles
All packaged in the iconic Blighty Booch box.
Perfect for fridges.
Perfect for offices.
Perfect for weekend resets.
Storage
It’s alive, so keep it chilled, always.
Think “cryogenic freeze chamber”, not “cupboard above the kettle”.
Ingredients
Water, sugar*, black tea*, live kombucha culture*.
Certified organic (GB-ORG-02)
That’s it.
Simple. Powerful. Proper booch.
Kev’s Verdict
“This is proper kombucha. The kind of booch that slaps fake kombucha clean off the shelf.”
If you want gut health,
If you want real fermentation,
If you want a drink with personality,
This is the one.
